I'm tired of all the LIES floating about, and the way this forum CONTINUALLY and SHAMELESSLY promotes Guyana and Guyanese culture.
Everybody knows COVID is a Guyanese virus.
Eighteen months ago a Guyanese man named Ketchim Kelvin uploaded a video of himself making love to a mango. Two weeks later he died of acute respiratory failure. The autopsy revealed severely damaged lungs and oddly inflated testicles.
A week later, six more people in his village fell ill. They all reported symptoms of sleepiness, lethargy and congestion, but because the Guyanese are naturally lazy, this was thought to be normal behavior.
All six died of respiratory failure a week later.
Because the Guyanese are so overwhelmingly incompetent, they didn't realize what they had on their hands: a SARS-Mango hybrid, which combines the worst traits of both SARS and Mangoes: breathing problems and large seeds.
It took the Department Of Trinidadian Immunization, Sanitation and Health (DOTISH) to make the link, but by then it was too late. The Guyana virus had spread throughout Guyana, South America and eventually the island paradise of Trinidad as well.
Because the Trini is the most beautiful, intelligent, genetically superior creature on the planet, chosen by Jah to represent humanity at its most ideal, a DOTISH task force was quickly set up to create a ganja-based cure for the virus.
But unfortunately we were too slow. The vile Guyanese infestation quickly spread across the world. And the Trinidadian Ministry of Defense has recently discovered that this spread was DELIBERATELY HASTENED by the GUYANESE CRICKET BOARD for the SPECIFIC PURPOSE of shortening the career of Darren Bravo.
Why would the Guyanese do this? Are they so petty? Does their jealousy of Bravo run so deep? Who knows. The mind of the Guyanese is a dark, stormy jungle filled only with madness and barbaric, incoherent, rage-filled half-thoughts.
And because of this, millions have suffered. And because it's now politically incorrect to point fingers at mentally handicapped people, we can't say the truth about the origins of this virus.
But the people of Trinidad will not be silenced.
The sick inhabitants of Guyana caused this pandemic (specifically that mango f***er Ketchim). And when it has finally ended, all can be sure that the Trinidadian Empire will not rest until all Guyanese infidels responsible have been brought to justice.
God bless Trinidad, God bless Tobago
And may Jah curse all heathens to our south. - The TNT Ministry of Propaganda and Mango Affairs
Agar to Bravo, SIX runs full on fifth stump, Bravo launches a prodigious blast
over long-on hitting with the spin, doesn't even bother looking up
to see how far it's gone. That was six as soon as it made contact.